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Alexandre Boulatov
Straight from Chernobyl, he
possesses a glow that can be
associated only with the vapors.
A.K.A Joseph Stalin. |
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William J. Mahoney III
He is William Mahoney of the clan of Mahoney.
He was born in the getto of Phily,
And he is a skateboarder,
No time to worry about his hair. |
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James A. Wilson a.k.a. Adam
Those born to walk the earth will never fly.
That rule does not apply to a great French
fightor pilot Adam. If he ever goes down,
he goes down in flames! |
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Nathaniel L. Milliken
Gook slapping, carrot snapping,
beer drinking, shit kicking,
orange stealing, bird killing
bomb making, mass shaking afromaniac. |
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Aleksandar Zambelli
The Croatian Sensation,
thinks he is the player
of the Nation, but really
dwells in masturbation. |
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Bartôn S. Moseley
The man with many moves,
he is a hip cat super-fly guy
who can grow a beard in a day,
code name, Disco Fever. |
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Daniel L.B. Healey
He crawled out from under one of the
heaviest rocks in Ireland, that accounts
for his shortness and the pint of Guiness
at the end of a . |
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The All Mighty Beer
Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed to the last amber pint?
Whose big kegs and green bottles, thro' the perilous night'
O'ver the ramparts we watched, were so gently fermenting.
And blue flickering lights, the farts bursting in air,
Gave the proof through the night that our beer was still there.
Oh, say, does that beer filled-up keg yet roll
Through the land of the free and the home of the drunk? |