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Hello, and welcome to the Beer Club archives.

Our Distinguished members are:

Alexandre Boulatov
	Straight from Chernobyl, he 
	possesses a glow that can be 
	associated only with the vapors.
	A.K.A Joseph Stalin.
William J. Mahoney III
	He is William Mahoney of the clan of Mahoney.
	He was born in the getto of Phily,
	And he is a skateboarder,
	No time to worry about his hair.
James A. Wilson a.k.a. Adam
	Those born to walk the earth will never fly.
	That rule does not apply to a great French 
	fightor pilot Adam. If he ever goes down, 
	he goes down in	flames!
Nathaniel L. Milliken
	Gook slapping, carrot snapping, 
	beer drinking, shit kicking, 
	orange stealing, bird killing
	bomb making, mass shaking afromaniac.
Aleksandar Zambelli
	The Croatian Sensation, 
	thinks he is the player 
	of the Nation, but really
	dwells in masturbation.
Bartôn S. Moseley
	The man with many moves,
	he is a hip cat super-fly guy
	who can grow a beard in a day,
	code name, Disco Fever.
Daniel L.B. Healey
	He crawled out from under one of the
	heaviest rocks in Ireland, that accounts
        for his shortness and the pint of Guiness
	at the end of a rainbow.
The All Mighty Beer
	Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light,
	   What so proudly we hailed to the last amber pint?
	Whose big kegs and green bottles, thro' the perilous night'
	   O'ver the ramparts we watched, were so gently fermenting.
	And blue flickering lights, the farts bursting in air,
	   Gave the proof through the night that our beer was still there.
	Oh, say, does that beer filled-up keg yet roll
	   Through the land of the free and the home of the drunk?

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